Male university degree!

Got sent this on email, thought it was funny... No offense to the guys out there, but enjoy ladies! ;o)

>TWO YEAR DEGREE
>
>A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many
>of you should
>be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.
>That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real
>man as well as earn a MA degree
>(Male Arts).
>
>Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
>
>FIRST YEAR
>
>Autumn Schedule:
>
>MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
>MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
>MEN 103: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
>MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
>
>Winter Schedule:
>
>MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
>MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
>MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
>EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
>EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
>ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers
>
>Spring Schedule:
>
>MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
>MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
>MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
>MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
>ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
>
>SECOND YEAR
>
>Autumn Schedule:
>
>SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
>SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
>SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
>MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
>(Elective) (See Electives Below)
>
>Winter Schedule:
>
>MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
>MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
>MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
>MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
>MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
>
>Spring Schedule:
>
>MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
>MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
>MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
>MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
>MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
>
>Course Electives:
>
>EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
>EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
>EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
>MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
>MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
>MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
>ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her